Okay, here’s another one: Two jews walk in a bar…Ī: What? What you don’t let jews in your bar? You racist bastard! J: Look, if you’ve been in my suitcase all this time, how have you been getting through security at the airports?Ī: Oh that’s easy! They open the suitcase and I go: Helloooo, I am Lindsay Lohan! Hahaha, I told another joke. J: So, listen Achmed, where did you come from?Ī: Your freaking suitcase. J: Did they say it would be only female virgins?Ī: Holy crap! … Wait, I could have Clay Aiken. ![]() J: All right, listen Achmed, I have something to tell you.Ī: Wait, if I’m dead, that means I get my 72 virgins! Are you my virgins? I hope not!Ī: There’s a bunch of ugly ass guys out here. Please do not put me back in the same suitcase!Ī: He has gas, Saddam’s mustard gas is nothing compared to Walter fart. ![]() J: All right just hold on, we’ll fix this.Ī: Okay, wait, what are you doing? Holy crap I’m in the air … I need some ligaments.Ī: He scares the crap out of me. ![]() Silence, I kill you! … What the hell happened to my feet? … Son of the bitch… what the hell… wait a minute… what re you doing……. J: So, Achmed if you’re a terrorist I would supposed you have some sorts of specialty.Ī: It’s a flesh wound. Silence, I kill you!Ī: Oh, let’s see, A-C-FLEMCH… Silence, I kill you! ![]() … Silence, I kill you!Ī: No, you said Akhmed, it’s Achmed, chchchchch. A: A terrifying… terrorist… Are you scared?Ī: God damn it… Oh.
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